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Dang this would be my 16th journal...........hmmm I know what else is turing 16.... what a completely strange and unintended quin ki dink!

If you did not understand that then wow, or dang, or even huh?

Anywhos this journal that marks the 16th year since the world came into total caos, is to be 16 different reasons why I love life and or hate it:

1. I have an entire house to myself for like ten days in which I will be doing yoga with Linda, and yes it is the house where the mother drugged me up last night to put me to sleep so I wouldn't stay up late......that might explain why I can't sleep now and am writing this journal at 4:39 am in the morning.

2. Gwen Stefani plus Dana's boyfriend pants from the GAP make me shake my booty, and not in the little white moves that I do notmanlly, no I am talking about DIRTY DANCING BABY!!!

3. I am becoming an abused friend. Sorry about the insensitivity to all those who ahve been abused but here is why I am...... my new buddy Mr. Taylor has head butted me, bite me, accidently stricken a phone to my head, given me a bruse on my middle finger nail from air hockey, kicked my butt in lightsabor battles, he demonstrated how he got jumped using me as the one getting jumped, AND has given my nuggies that pain like the firey regions of heck!

4. My dad has yet to find a cd which makes the printer work which is my scanner. Sorry people updating soon.

5. This mr. Taylor fellow has rejected me on multiple accounts! Sob yes I know.

6. I hate hate hate a boy that I thought was my friend but turns out he is nothing but a backstabbing, perverted, attention sucker, fat boy, stupid, poopy head! hehe I almost beat him up at WW......I is soo cool. ^.^

7. It makes me smile when friends that are drunk call me in the middle of the night to tell me that they are drunk.

8. I have been told that I am a really good friend on multiple accounts. Thanks people I love you all too!

9. When people say that they hate music, art, reading, and everything else. I meean seriously how do you live life knowing that there is nothing interesting or slightly creative happening?

10. I own a freaking beautiful car, green, old, and with that smell that just tells you that your father had to of bought it from a guy who murdered someone in it.

11. I have discovered that my new friend is a vampire......so cool.

12. Target Target Target Target TARGET!!! My fav store in the world! What can't you find there??!!

13. My current mood is Promiscuous just cause fergoulicious is stuck in my head at the moment. ANd I am just like that muahahahaha....sorry

14. !!!!!!!!-those make the world a loud fun place!!!!!!!

15. I was given a frekaing Cheek Hicky! OMG! By the vampire I might add, after that he tryed to suck my blood out of my neck, and I just told him ya know what I ain't know sleeze bag you can just go around giving hickies too!!! Then I sort of shanked him.

16. The fact that I have so many new friends this summer, I love them all, and some of the old ones.......not so much anymore. S'ok though I won't tell you that I don't love you............................LOVE YOU ALL!!!!! Oh an Glowsticks.................

To all of you who read this please just say ok or something in the comments, comments make me happy too although I did not have enouph room in the numbers to write it.............THANK YOU LONDON OR SOUTH CAROLINA OR WHEREVER!!!!


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(Approval to anyone reading this, you will see it above with the smilies ^.^ they so cute)

ok so for once in my life, well this what year or so of having a deviant account, I have never once had a journal where I told people that I was updating soon.

Well I am, I have like a million pics just waiting to be scanned but my dad got a new scanner and it is huge and I have no idea how to use it (overkill much.)

I know what you all are thinking "Doesn't she already have a big enouph gallery!" Yes I do, but when I draw something that I like I want to show everyone so just get used to it.......

(I gots a new friend if you all notice )

Omg summers almost here.............so close.. grr. I want to go swimming someone fetch me my bikini!!

(Gone swimming

Lurves ~ Eliza)
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I am very hyper, I mean to an extreme point mainly because I have discovered that I do not only Love ice cream, but I am sooo addicted to it that if I were eating ice cream all by myself ona snowy night and you came over just to have some, and be aware that you ahve crawled through feet of snow just for a taste, I would hit you and tell you that it is my ice cream.

Yes so I was sick today, but not really I was just sore so i stayed home today all by mysefl ^.^.

I discovered that I love to draw Chibis!. I have nevr drawn them before until now though, my first is my ice cream one cause let's face it I luve ice cream !!!

Yep so also before I rap this journla up I would like to sya in caps lock:

EVERYONE ENTER YIFAT'S CONTEST ABOUT DRAWING A PICTURE OF SOME KIND THAT INVOLVES WICKED AND ANOTHER MUSICAL OR SO HELP ME I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND TORTURE YOU BUT NOT LIKE ON CASINO ROYALE CAUSE THAT WAS MEAN. IF YOU WANT TO VISIT YIFAT GO DOWN TO THE PICTURE OF THE GREEN CHICK UNDER MY FRIENDS! I DO NOT CARE IF IT IS CRAP DO IT ANY WAY!!!


So yeah check out my gallery,a dn my scraps if you want to see what Little me drew back then. Thank you and I love people who comment I mean it is crazy



Hehehe look at that green smily dance..DANCE GREEN BLOB OF HAPPINESS DANCE!!!!
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An snl digital short:

Lazy Sunday, wake up in the late afternoon.
Call Parnell just to see how he?s doin?.
Hello?
What up, Punk?
Yo Samberg, what?s crackin??
You thinking what I?m thinkin?
NARNIA.
Man, it's happenin?.
But first my hunger pains are stickin? like duct tape.
Let's hit up Magnolia and mack on some cupcakes.
No doubt that bakery's got all da bomb frostins.
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling.
Two, no six, no twelve, BAKERS DOZEN.
I told you that I'm crazy for these cupcakes, cousin.
Yo, where's the movie playin??
Upper west side, dude.
Well, let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Map Quest.
That's a good one, too.
Google Maps is the best.
True that.
DOUBLE TRUE.
68th and Broadway.
Step on it, sucka.
What you wanna do, Chris?
SNACK ATTACK, MOTHERF******
It?s the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yo, stop at the deli.
The theater?s over-priced.
You?ve got the backpack?
Gonna pack it up nice.
Don't want security to get suspicious.
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals CRAZY DELICIOUS!
I'll reach in my pocket, pull out some dough.
Girl actin? like she never seen a $10 before.
It?s all about the Hamiltons, baby.
Throw the snacks in a bag and I?m ghost like Swayze.
Roll up to the theater.
Ticket buying, what we're handlin?.
You can call us Aaron Burr.
From the way we're droppin? Hamiltons.
Now parked in our seats.
Movie trivias the illest.
Which Friends alum starred in films with Bruce Willis?
We answered so fast that we?re scary.
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry.
Now quiet in the theater or it's gonna get tragic.
We're bout to get taken to a dream world of magic with?
the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Yes, the Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
We love that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia
Pass that Chronic (what?)
Cles of Narnia


To watch click here:

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so funny also check out the sml digital short Dear sister


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